{"id":19553,"date":"2010-11-24T20:47:18","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T00:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/miserybay.usanethosting.com\/wordpress\/?p=19553"},"modified":"2010-11-24T20:47:18","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T00:47:18","slug":"what-93","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/what-93\/","title":{"rendered":"What do I think?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/miserybay.usanethosting.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gallery\/09jan\/thinker.jpg' alt='thinker.jpg' class='ngg-singlepic ngg-left' \/>Heritage turkey, Molestation by force, and a Few Thoughts<!--more--><br \/>\nby Barry Bauer<br \/>\nRenee and Scott raised and provided the turkey for this year&#8217;s Thanksgiving at our house. It&#8217;s called a &#8220;Heritage turkey&#8221; and like Heirloom tomatoes, they are a throwback to the old days. The bird&#8217;s genetics can be traced back to the 1800s. Like heirloom tomatoes, heritage turkeys are prized for their flavor and are not bred for plump breasts like most turkeys are nowadays.<br \/>\nI e-mailed Renee and told her that a Heritage turkey of this size sells for $169.99 on the internet. She e-mailed back and told me I&#8217;d better not try to sell it and substitute it with another turkey from the local grocery store. She says she&#8217;ll know the difference.<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t do that . . . would I?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking again about this TSA thing that&#8217;s going on in the airports nowadays and it really bothers me. The question comes up, how damned dumb are we anyway? I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re protesting enough.<br \/>\nPeople who want or need to fly somewhere go through this ridiculous screening process at the airport where they&#8217;re felt up, groped, or sexually molested, depending on how you look at it, in a public place by total strangers.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t even get a glass of wine afterwards!<br \/>\nWhat civilized nation tells its citizens that they&#8217;ll have to submit to being touched in intimate places or they can&#8217;t fly? And if they raise a fuss, they could be arrested. Sounds like molestation by force.<br \/>\nYou have to be a little embarrassed for this country.<br \/>\nSome people come out of the screening process and say how much safer they feel flying. Oh really, they&#8217;ve just been molested and they feel safer?<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s how Jews were sent to the gas chambers!<br \/>\nPeople are thrown in jail everyday for doing the same thing and yet it&#8217;s okay for our government to do it? Is molestation okay in one circumstance and illegal in others? If I were one of those flakeos serving time for this crime, I&#8217;d protest. If it is legal, why am I in jail? Their only mistake is they didn&#8217;t do it at an airport where it is legal.<br \/>\nLocation, location, location.<br \/>\nThe Israelis have a different approach to the problem. They &#8220;profile&#8221; and look for Muslims. They don&#8217;t grope children, they don&#8217;t grope nuns, they don&#8217;t grope senior citizens. They look for certain types with certain mannerisms. Why, because in the real world, this is where the threat comes from.<br \/>\nHow much simpler can it be?<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t go to the American\/Mexican border looking for Radical Muslim Extremist (did I say that right?) and you don&#8217;t go to the airport looking for illegal Mexican immigrants and Mexican drug dealers.<br \/>\nWill they ever learn? I doubt it. We&#8217;ve caught a serious case of the &#8220;stupids&#8221; in this country.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>A few thoughts:<br \/>\nI like peanuts, and I like peanut butter, but I don&#8217;t like crunchy peanut butter.<br \/>\nDoes anybody miss seeing Octomom&#8217;s face in the news?<br \/>\nDo you suppose Benjamin Franklin was right when he said the turkey should be our national bird?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s estimated that we will fix over 45 million turkeys for Thanksgiving.<br \/>\nWild turkeys can fly a short distance but a domestic turkey can&#8217;t fly at all.<br \/>\nWhy is it when a Republican appears on &#8220;The View,&#8221; Joy Behar&#8217;s fangs pop out? I don&#8217;t care for the woman.<br \/>\nUntil the next time . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heritage turkey, Molestation by force, and a Few Thoughts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjindy.com\/archive1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}